A last minute thought
“Man, I really wished I could be able to say that I finished a big bucket of mash potatoes by myself…. BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE TUAN TOOK LIKE 8371 SPOONFUL OF MAH POTATOES AND STUFFED IT IN HIS MOUTH”
Jun 4th / Tagged: ok random i want more / 0 notes
Jun 4th / 30,599 notesNiall by Liam
Zayn by Niall
Harry by Zayn
Louis by Harry
Liam by Louiswhy can i not stop laughing omg
Jun 3rd / 3 notesi miss being able to push everything away,
now it just blows up in my face and i can’t avoid it.
Jun 3rd / 8,028 notesKristen Stewart makes out with herself at the MTV Movie Awards 2012 after winning Best Kiss (4 years in a row)
Jun 3rd / 9,529 notesOMG, I wouldn’t mind flying if this was on every plane..
and i love planes even more now. i bet this from china, smart ass people.
“Dude, we’re totally going to hang out this summer.”
Jun 3rd / 951 notesIt’s probably the biggest lie I say and hear before Summer break starts.
- before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
- after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
- friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
- me: but I showered for you
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
